whoever wrote this character was high as a kite
Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad
…who was probably defintely as high as a kite
when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
The frog at 18 seconds sounds horrified of the cat.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE GOATS
GOATS AREN’T REAL
The dog at 39 seconds sounds like a human screaming so hypothetically you could murder a guy and blame the screams on your dog when the neighbours ask.
- Starter for 10
- Amazing Grace
- Stuart: A Life Backwards
- Van Gogh: Painted with words
- Third Star
- Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
- War Horse
- Star Trek: Into Darkness
- The Fifth Estate
- The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (idk about quality tho)
- 12 Years a Slave
- August: Osage County
- To The Ends of the Earth
- The Last Enemy
- Small Island
- Marple: Murder is Easy
- The Turning Point
- Parade’s End
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
Moriarty: How hard do you find it, having to say “I don’t know”?
Sherlock: I don’t know.
Moriarty: Oh, that’s clever; that’s very clever; awfully clever.
Zachary is basically all of us.