starfleet band aid commercial
Done with Permission.Jim has decided they’ll have real food as long as they’re on Earth and Spock agrees to go grocery shopping with him. (If only to insist that only one type of cookie will be needed Jim, I do not enjoy sweets-) Their hand basket his already heavy on Jim’s arm when he remembers the soap."I don’t have to use regulation soap, Spock." Jim whines as they make their way toward the front of the store, "I can smell pretty if I want to." Spock only shakes his head and gestures that Jim lead the way.Jim takes his time looking through the selection of soaps, asking Spock if he likes a particular scent now and then. It’s all very domestic. From the next isle over, they hear a small boy, “C-can we get the S-Starfleet Band Aids, m-mommy?”"I like Mr.Spock. Can we get the one with Commander Spock on it?" A little girl adds. Spock freezes and Jim looks up with a grin.The Enterprise was a famous ship, and her crew were well known among the civilian population so when Starfleet asked them to do a few photos for ‘promotional purposes’, most everyone had been thrilled. Uhura and Jim had even wheedled at Spock until he agreed to join in.Spock has gone faintly green and Jim drops his final choice in the basket before taking his t’hy’la by the arm. “I have to say,” He whispers with a smile, “She’s got good taste.” Spock tries to make himself small as they walk past but he’s so much taller than Jim and a Vulcan in a human market is so unusual, it’s inevitable they’re spotted. At the check out, there is a startled cry from behind them."M- m- mommy!" It’s the little boy, dropping the box of animal cookies in his hand to grab his mother’s pant leg. The girl whirls around and gasps.Jim smiles and waves at them. Spock looks very unsure. The boy picks up his cookies and his mother tries to stop him from walking up to them. “It’s fine, ma’am.” Jim assures her, crouching."Y-you’re Captain Jim Kirk." The boy says, shy now. Jim nods and when the kid looks up at Spock and his little face lights up. "You’re C-c-commander S-Spock?" Spock nods, crouching when Jim gestures him down. "You s-stopped the R-Romulan." The boy says, nudging his shoes together, "My Mama almost d-died b-but you m-made him stop."Spock blinks several times and the boy launches forward to hug him. Jim catches his shoulder so he doesn’t fall back. The sister rushes up and hugs Spock around her brother."Anna, Charlie!" Their mother tuts at both children as they untangle themselves, "Behave yourselves! I’m so sorry, to both of you."Jim helps Spock up and tries not to laugh. “It’s fine, ma’am.” Jim assures her, “It’s nice to hear we helped.” Spock nods absently."Thank you," The woman adds as she herds the kids toward the register, "You did safe my wife. And you kind of saved me that way." She smiles and returns to the task of the children.They check out and start walking back to their temporary apartment in silence. Jim can tell Spock is still thinking about what happened and leaves him to it. They’re putting up the groceries when Spock finally speaks. “Those children…” He says, “They hugged me.”"They like you." Jim leans up against the counter, "You’re their hero." They’re both quiet a moment. "I’m not the only one who likes you, you know."Spock looks up at him, a tiny smile playing at the corner of his mouth. “I am… growing more accustomed to that fact.”
So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!
what the William Shatner is going on here?!
I approve of these so hard
"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"
I use at least half of these around my family
"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."
I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.